@badhabitsxx (Taken with instagram)
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must create these perfect eyebrows
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Esther Williams, the famed synchronized swimmer (seen here in 1943), got her start in movies when MGM wanted a female sports star to rival Fox’s figure skater, Sonja Henie.
ALSO HAS BOSS SWIMWEAR COLLECTIONS.
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“I love you because
your mouth knows how to yell
rebellion”
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Conversation
Kim Kardashian:I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America:Well sure why not?
Britney Spears:I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America:Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra:I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America:Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple:We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America:WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
